Pete S. Allen is the creative evil genius behind the Amityville House of Pancakes anthologies of humorous speculative fiction, and the secondary evil genius behind Grimm and Grimmer. Sort of a sidekick evil genius, if you will, for this book. If you have problems with this book, you should really blame the first evil genius, Adrienne.

Of course, as sidekick, Pete is the one that will suffer for it, but there you go.